Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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