My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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