I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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