I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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