I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
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We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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