Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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