I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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