I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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