is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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