just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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