my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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I can't put those talents on a resume
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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