Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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