the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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