Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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