Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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