Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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