who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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