that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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