Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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