First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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