I wanna bring you to show and tell
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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