Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
he puts the penis in happiness.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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