Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize