Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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