the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I still have a little drunk in my system
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