I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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