Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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