what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My ass is underappreciated
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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