she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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