My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize