where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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