I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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