You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
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