Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
accomplished twins. life is a go
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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