I intend to get homeless drunk
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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