chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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