I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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