How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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