Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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