If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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