you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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