I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She announced her abortion via fbk
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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