She said her name was "party"
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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