No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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