I accidentally burped into my bong.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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