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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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