i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It was confusing and full of hummus
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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