My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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