I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she told me i tasted like america
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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