Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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